Author: artisticwarfare

  • HOW TO PITCH A TV SHOW – Part 5 – Following Up

    So you went to the meeting and now you’re wondering when and how to follow up? Make sure you’re patient and don’t bother people more than you should! After the meeting, it’s a good idea to send everyone present (or at least the main meeting person) an email thanking them for the opportunity to meet.…

  • When should you walk away from a relationship?

    As soon as they let you.

  • Dumpster Baby – Animated Abortion Survivor

    Is this crossing the line? I sure hope so. If not, I don’t know what will.

  • How To Pitch a TV Show – Part 4 – The Pitch Meeting

    This is it! You have a meeting with a TV network. Congratulations! You’ve made it a lot further than most of the people with TV show ideas. So how do you not ruin this crucial moment? Simple. Just be yourself. During the meeting don’t try to be something you are not. Network executives are regular…

  • The Top Rated Prime-Time TV Shows are Animated

    The Top Rated Prime-Time TV Shows are Animated

    4 out of the top 10-rated shows were animation <– That’s what I wrote last Monday.  This week is no different, except the top-rated show on a Sunday prime-time slot is Family Guy – which in case you don’t know, its an animated comedy for adults. Is this all a big Coincidence? Or do people actually like funny…

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  • HOW TO PITCH A TV SHOW – Part 3 – How to Get a Meeting

    Once you have your idea ready to go, it’s time to set up a meeting, but oh-oh, how do you get this done? There are a few traditional ways of getting this done, but don’t be afraid to try your own creative methods of setting up a meeting. Your goal should be to have the…

  • 4 of the Top 10 TV Shows are Animation

    According to Nielsen, last night 40% of the Top 10 TV programs were animated shows… Any questions? 04.22.13 Preliminary National Ratings Show (Network) Rating(18-49) / Share Viewers(Millions)  The Amazing Race (CBS) 2.4/7 9.1  Once Upon a Time (ABC) 2.1/6 7.3  60 Minutes (CBS) 1.9/6 11.6  Family Guy (r) (Fox) 1.8/5 4.1  American Dad (Fox) 1.8/5…

  • One of the First Pioneering White MCs – Bart Simpson

    One of the First Pioneering White MCs – Bart Simpson

    A lot of people forget that The Simpsons had an album out called The Simpsons Sing the Blues, and Bart Simpson had a hit called Deep, Deep, Trouble – which was written by Matt Groening and DJ Jazzy Jeff in the 90’s. The song, along with an animated music video, was released as a single from…

  • Dogs are better consumers than Latinos [VIDEO PROOF]

    Direct TV will start offering DogTV – which is a cable network with programming targeting dogs. You read right. Dogs. Not dog-owners; but the dogs themselves. They’ll show images of frisbees being thrown, birds chirping and other cool programming canines will love. Yet, NuvoTV – which is a cable network targeting young English-speaking Latinos, can’t get…

  • HOW TO PITCH A TV SHOW – Part 2 – Preparing Your Pitch

    Preparing you TV show idea means that you will write, re-write your concept and have something to show the networks. You have to show them what your idea is, in one way or another. The fact is that ideas are everywhere and everyone has them, so that doesn’t make an idea that important. Actually there…

  • GUN CONTROL IS NOT THE SOLUTION

    Violent acts have been taking place since the beginning of time. Even before humans, animals were killing each other for territory, food, mates, etc. Therefore, controlling a single tool will not make human’s violent nature go away. Besides gun control, what we need is CRAZY PEOPLE control. In this country, if they establish tougher regulations…