Women think that gay men are harmless. NEWSFLASH LADIES: Gay men are still MEN – and some of them have a working penis – and under the right circumstances, they will insert it inside of you.

I have no problem with gay men, and I have plenty of friends that are gay. BUT, I think they run the biggest scam in the world. Women get undressed right in front of them, they get to call women bitches and get away with it. But, if I call a woman a bitch, she’ll get offended.

Obviously I’m just jealous of gay men that get to go into a woman’s dressing room and help them tryout bras. Lucky gays – I mean guys – or gay guys. Whatever.